Nov 17, 2009
The Joy of #flashinsults
Well, yesterday Matt and I discussing the value of insults themed around flash. This sparked us trading them back and forth and after a having a few lefts we took off to twitter. We both started posting as many insults as we could and surprisingly we found a welcoming response from a few fellow flash devs. They also started to post back their own and the result was pure flash-geek-comedy. I have to say I’m glad that so many people enjoyed it and to show my love I decided to post a few of my favorites below.
Feel free to add to the fun if you are a flash developer!
- @8dot3 Your mom is so fat she’s spread across five scenes.
- @BrendanOliver #flashinsults you”ll never be able to addChild() while(this.member().length() < 4)
- @matthewwithanm Your mom is so dumb that she tried to use tellTarget to return a vacuum. #flashinsults
- @morgenstille you’re so fat, when your rotation val is changed, the earth starts shaking #flashinsults
- @greg_dove you’re so stupid, you think flash.display.JointStyle is an option at a Californian herbal medicine dispensary #flashinsults
- @lettertwo while (person == you) trace(‘hahahahahahahaha’); #flashinsults
And that’s it. There are a ton more so if you want to check it out here. I’m loving so many people found it enjoyable!
I take story credit for Matt’s insult – that was a joint effort!
Haha, now it all makes sense! Thanks for input.